This guy has like a lot of kids and 1 of them is from another woman. His forehead has these funny lines on them that look like ant antennae. He looks like he has a little belly. His high school friend became a King and now he's pwned!
I believe this is a girl, although she looks like a boy here. This is the dude above's daughter and she wants to be a knight or something. She definitely has a male mentality and I don't see this little girl being sold or married off to anybody because.. look at her! Attitudy-Judy all the way.
They refer to this kid as a boy, even though he looks like a girl when he sleeps. He is the son of the dude at the top of the picture list. He likes climbing the castle and eventually gets whats coming to him. A shove from the middle of the castle onto the floor. I was more worried about him squishing his dog more than anything else! So the kid ends up in a coma, is almost killed twice, and.. wakes up when his dad kills one of his siblings dogs.
All I remember about this guy is that he was standing behind one of the daughters when she got scared of some guy whose tongue was cut out and the Prince said "SCRAM! You're scaring her!" and he scrammed.
This is the wife of the guy at the very top of the list. I think. The picture isn't that great, but I think that's her. She's mad because she wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants her man to tell the King "no" likes it's an option. Pffffff! She gets major kudos for grabbing the blade of a knife to stop an attack on her comatose daughter.. err son, though.. that was pretty cool.
This lady is a tramp and married to the King. I think her name is Alanis or something. She got hair like Alanis. Maybe her name is Lanis. I don't know. Anyway, she's a big time whore who wanted the little boy dead because he was peeping. 
This lady was sold or auctioned or something to a big scary looking guy who likes to do it doggy style. I don't think anything else of her because she always looks sad and that makes me sad.This guy below is the instant husband of the girl above. I'm typing this on top because for some reason the cursor doesn't want to go next to him. It must know the secret about being on top of him to make him happy.
This guy is the brother of the blonde girl whose married to conan the barbarian above. This guy is obviously gay, power hungry, and LAME. I can't stand him.
This guy is the Prince from Shrek in real life. He's doin' it with the King's wife and is the one that pushed the kid out the window of the castle. He's annoying. He also belittles the bastard kid because I don't know why. I'm trying to follow the story but sometimes it feels like things are coming out of the blue! 
This is the son of the King and I don't know what's up with his face. I don't like looking at him.. he's creepy. He is supposed to marry one of the daughters of the guy at the top of the list.. I think. Courting her or something, but this kids a real @$$hole. I want him to die already. 
This is the one they call the bastard! He seems nice, so I don't know why everybody gives him a hard time. I guess because he's a bastard? I like him, but I don't really know anything about him. He even got a dire wolf!
I think this is the guy that keeps spending more time with the blonde girl than the barbarian. I don't know what his deal is, but I don't think the girls brother likes him.
This is somebody's brother. Nothing about him is coming to me. 
This guy is the King. He looks like a top dog... with his scruffy, lazy, overweight appearance. Yup. Letting all the little people take care of biddness.
She's another daughter of the guy at the very top of this list. Because she lied about the Prince's attack, I think HER dog ended up getting killed. She has no backbone from what I can see, but that might be the times.. I guess you can't say "no" to the King or prove him wrong... I think I already mentioned that. I feel so sad this actress has to do scenes with that boy.. ugh.. to look at that face all day! :(
This guy is a dwarf, likes sex, drinking, eating, and reading.
This is an unlucky one. The littlest daughter wanted to spar with him and it cost him his life. Farewell Butcher's Boy.